Hurricane Season Hits Different When You’re Salty

🌪️ Hurricanes, Hype & How to Stay Safe — Salty Kiss Club Style
When you live for salty air and sun-kissed skin, hurricanes feel like nature’s rude interruption. But here at Salty Kiss Social Club, we believe in staying cheeky and prepared.

 So let’s break down the stormy truth with a splash of sass and a whole lot of heart.
🌊 Hurricane 101: Fast Facts That’ll Blow Your Mind
•     Hurricanes are giant heat engines. They feed off warm ocean water—think of them as the drama queens of the sea, thriving on attention and tropical temps.
•     They rotate counterclockwise in the Northern Hemisphere. Basically, they spin like your ex trying to justify ghosting you.
•     Category 5 winds can reach over 157 mph. That’s faster than a TikTok trend going viral.
•     Storm surge causes most hurricane-related deaths. It’s not just the wind—it’s the water that sneaks in like a bad decision at 2 a.m.
•     The eye of the storm is eerily calm. But don’t be fooled—it’s the quiet before the second slap.

🌀 Salty Kiss Survival Tips (Because We Love You More Than Our SPF)
Whether you're beachside or bunkered in, here’s how to ride out the storm with style and smarts:
1. Prep Your Hurricane Kit Like a Pro
•     Water (1 gallon per person per day)
•     Non-perishable snacks (bonus points for salty chips and chocolate)
•     Flashlights, batteries, and a portable charger
•     First aid kit + meds
•     Important docs in a waterproof pouch
•     A playlist that slaps—because even storms deserve a soundtrack
2. Know Your Evacuation Zone
Don’t wait for the wind to whisper sweet nothings. Check your local zone and have a plan to bounce if needed.
3. Board It Up, Buttercup
Secure windows, doors, and anything that could fly off like your last situationship. Loose patio furniture? That’s hurricane confetti waiting to happen.
4. Stay Connected (and Charged)
Keep your phone juiced and follow trusted sources—not your cousin’s Facebook rant. FEMA, NOAA, and local alerts are your go-to.
5. After the Storm, Stay Salty—but Smart
Avoid floodwaters, downed power lines, and sketchy shortcuts. And check on your neighbors—community is the real coastal currency.